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Matthew Wilcox, Section Editor | May 30, 2018

He’d done it a million times before, but when confronted with a particularly challenging chapter of “Dante’s Inferno,” Amir Rothko simply could not understand the Sparknotes page he had visited in lieu of actually reading the book. “It wasn’t just Sparknotes that I couldn’t understand,” said the sophomore Mr. Rothko. “I went to Shmoop, Cliffsnotes, and even some website called ‘’...

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Matthew Wilcox, Staff Reporter | April 13, 2018

The Kolus, Shorewood’s most beloved news staple (take that, Potty Talk) read by literally everybody in the student body, is rumored to have a secret online issue, although sources are providing conflicting reports on its digital availability. “No, they totally have an April issue up. It’s on their website,” said one Arjun Thomas, a student at Shorewood who claims to know so much about the Kolus...

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